285 SFX: ザ ザ ザ - Strut SFX: ヒソヒソ - Whisper SFX: ピンポーン - Ding Dong 286 You've come... in that outfit...? Yes! I wore it walking here from home. What will the neighbors think? Please don't do that anymore! These are my combat fatigues! SFX: ゴゴゴゴゴ - Doom It's said, once outside the gates, you have seven enemies! (old saying) Umm... 287 True, I heard their whispers, "delivery health (prostitution) at broad daylight?" "Is that man truly all right since his wife died?" And "I feel sorry for the little girl." But when you haven't a shred of guilt you walk on with dignity! That's-ah, right... So people really said that... SFX: あ - Ah Sorry, I gotta leave now. Please follow the instructions I sent by e-mail yesterday. Roger! Now then... Message 1 - Laundry There is a basket you can use for all the laundry. In the garden is a line to dry laundry or if the weather is bad there is a dryer in the bathroom. - Cleaning We don't have a --- (unreadable) not been done for a long time --- is all right. Message 2 - Cooking Lunch: Only Misha needs Dinner: Both Misha and I It's no problem for me to reheat my dinner. Use whatever ingredients we have and if you need more I'll reimburse you later and my apologies for the inconvenience. -About Misha She's a moody child, but she's just shy, so please stay open-minded. She likes to stay in her room to play games. First up, laundry! 288 That woman's here... SFX: どんよ - Gloom She's completely different from all the maid's we've had. A half-hearted offensive won't work... I have to learn her patterns and draw up a plan... FLT: But... if I get near her I'm done for... SFX: そわ♡そわ♡ - Touch ♡ Touch ♡ SFX: ぞぞぞ - Doom That's where you come in! SFX: ビシ - Point Squee. Kumagoro! With that camera... get me some juicy... reconnaissance. Squee. 289 SFX: ぴよこ - Peep Gyaah! I knew she was weird, but she really is one! SFX: ガカ ブル - Tremble A female lolicon!!! Super creepy! SFX: Ah! 290 If I show this to Yasuhiro, it might get her fired! FLT: やすひろ - Yasuhiro All right! In that case go ahead and put it on your head! Get me a high impact shot! SFX: ぬりぬり - Paste Paste SFX: ジャーー - Shhh SFX: ゴシゴシ - Wring Wring Huh...? SFX: どん - Whoom Hyii! She found me out!! Good morning, Ojou-sama! Let's make today another great day! Oh, and... 291 After using the toilet, consider wiping a little more gently! SFX: かあああ - Blush I washed them with a silk detergent, so they come nice out of the washer. Well, see you later. SFX: プツン - Zap FLT: I can't win... FLT: She is too tough an enemy... 292 FLT: No... I can't lose heart... FLT: I must protect this house... FLT: Click Click FLT: Fwoom FLT: Simple murder method without getting caught FLT: Search Yawn SFX: Drowsy... I guess there really are no easy ways to kill someone. Knock Knock SFX: ビク - Shock I'm coming in. 293 SFX: ガ - Clang Hm...? Outwitted her! SFX: こぷぷ - Hi hi hi I placed the lock yesterday! FLT: Now... SFX: Excited Surely, she won't kick down the door or anything...! I wanted to say... I prepared lunch. ...I don't need it. FLT: Who'd eat something /you/ made?! 294 And I have /this/ in preparation. It did turn out quite good. Give it up! I said I didn't.... SFX: Sniff See? It's a love mix of apple and honey. SFX: Flap Flap It's curry!!!!! 295 A tender piece of a pork is waiting for you. Pork!!! L-... Leave it there... FLT: I hate that woman, but... SFX: Grumble FLT: I shouldn't hold that against curry...! Eeh? SFX: Flap Flap Come eat it in the living room. No way. 296 It doesn't taste as good, if you eat it alone. Shut up... If I eat it with /you/, it'll taste bad! Uhuu... I wanted to see your lips smudged with curry... Pervert! 297 Well then, I'll place it here for you. When you're done, leave the tray outside again. SFX: Thump Thump ...Did she leave? Kumagoro. Squee. Take a look. Squee. SFX: Creak Squee. Squee. Squee. All right! Gotcha. 298 Mgyaaaaa! SFX: Swish Hyii. SFX: Rub Rub It's been a whole day, hasn't it, Ojou-sama? I was dying to see you! Let me go! 299 SFX: Fwum What's up with you...? Why do you want to annoy me so much? SFX: Grab You're cute. I want us to get along better. SFX: Pet Pet That's why. SFX: Rummage Huuh?! So she just likes me for my appearance? SFX: Squee Squee She's... no different from... 300 I'm... not some zoo animal... I understand that. That's why... I want to get to know you better. 301 I... I'm not interested in you! SFX: Swip SFX: Shock It can't be... I've had countless younger girls confess to me. Senpai... I like you! Please go out with me! Sorry... I'm not interested in girls past their first menstruation. 302 Don't tell me you're like me and don't like girls past their first menstruation?! What are you talking about? Crazy woman!! SFX: Bla Bla Bla Ah, of course, I treat girls in puberty or beyond with respect. But nothing shines as brightly as a prepubescent girl wearing my favorite types of clothes. Why, aren't Prepubescent girls, so when they can't reproduce yet, just like fairies? SFX: Bla Bla SFX: Sneak In that precious time when a girl changes from fairy into real woman, the moment right before the flower falls is the best. SFX: Bla Bla SFX: Slam FLT: Huh...? SFX: Haah... What's up with her...? 303 SFX: Gulp SFX: Munch Deliiicious! Her head's wonky, but she sure can cook! Really? Thank you! SFX: Vsh. FLT: She's truly crazy! FLT: But this is good. SFX: Munch Munch 304 SFX: Chirp (cicada) FLT: In the end, she didn't let me in her room and she kept the curtains shut. FLT: It's summer vacation, FLT: Yet she has no friends to play with...? SFX: Chirp SFX: Hah! FLT: Could it be that she has no friends...? FLT: That lonely look she sometimes shows... FLT: I get it! 305 E-mail: Thanks from Kamoi The first day went off without a hitch. I had a good talk with the Miss and she really enjoyed my cooking. I hope the two of us can get even closer tomorrow. P.S. In the fridge is a pan with curry that you can heat up. Please enjoy. SFX: Slam I'm home! SFX: Wobble Misha. I heard you opened up to the maid. That's great! ...Huh? SFX: Glare 306 SFX: Gloom It was terrible... Tomorrow... SFX: Wobble she can stay away... FLT: Hm? It seems a bit different from the e-mail. FLT: But... FLT: this maid doesn't look like she'll get chased out by Misha. FLT: Wow, this tastes delicious. 307 You came here... wearing that...? Yes ♡ The neighbors looked at me like I was filth. No kidding... 308 But this... is for the little Miss! What she needs most is friends of her own age! You didn't need to wear it before coming here! And what do you mean same age...? What's important is acting the part! Well then! SFX: Step Step Miishaa-chan! I've come to play! Gyaaah!! SFX: Thunk You removed the door!! I'll put it back later! Misha... Good luck...!