倉田嘘 百合男子 Episode 1: 男子禁止!! Kurata Uso Yuri Danshi, Episode 1: No Boys Allowed ---[ 1 / 28 | 0004.png ]--- ---[ 2 / 28 | 0005.png ]--- ---[ 3 / 28 | 0006.png ]--- ネットでは「あまりに変わってて気づかなかった」などと言われるに違いない Doubtlessly, on the internet they've said such ambivalent things as, "Ehh, I didn't notice too much of a change," が but 幾年もの百合ライフを重ねてきた俺ともなればそのあたりも準備万端 ぬかりはない I, having faithfully lived the Yuri Life these past many years, will brook no such slapdashery. My preparations have been thorough; nothing has been neglected. 情報は前もってwebで調査済みだ My pre-assault intelligence gathering on the official website was conducted flawlessly. 俺には分かる! /I/ will know the truth! それは The truth ここにある!! contained right here!! ---[ 4 / 28 | 0007.png ]--- 男子禁止 No Boys Allowed ---[ 5 / 28 | 0008.png ]--- ---[ 6 / 28 | 0009.png ]--- ---[ 7 / 28 | CCF_0000.png ]--- これが... So this is... 再誕百合姫... the "Reborn" /Yuri Hime/. 百合って言うとどうしてもピンク中心のイメージなんだが Undeniably the term "yuri" conjures up rather a more "pink" image, but... 最近は類誌も多いから先駆者としては他社の一歩先行く試みをしなきゃいけないんだろうけど With the recent launch of many similarly-themed publications, I suppose it's incumbent on the company to forge ahead of its rivals in breaking new ground. しかしこれなら裏返さずにレジに出せるな Moreover, I suppose this obviates any need to take it to the register face-down. 昔 裏までBLっぽい広告だったときに一瞬死を覚悟したのも今やいい思い出って訳だ Back in the day, sometimes even the back cover had a "Boys' Love"-themed ad; one had to be prepared for instant death. Those were heady times indeed!--to think of them now. 表 Front 裏 Back む Hmph. 「男子禁止」の文字が消えている? It doesn't say "No Boys Allowed" anymore, like it always used to? ぽっ Pucen まあいいんだがあの真っ向から拒絶される感覚が味わえないのは少し残念ではある Well, that's fine, but to be honest, I'll miss it--that sensation of one's existence being so /forthrightly/ rejected. いや But I dawdle. 要は中身だ 'Tis in the tasting that the pudding's proof lies. ぱら flip ---[ 8 / 28 | CCF_0001.png ]--- さすが Worthy of their exalted names! キューン blush 森嶋明子は相変わらず抜群の安定感 Morishima Akiko, as ever, displays a surpassing sense of stability! 藤枝雅は俺を萌え殺す気か!! Fujieda Miyabi--are you trying to kill me by /moe/ overdose!!? パーラーゆりひめ Parlor Yuri Hime-- ぐすん sniffle これは泣く リアリティーあるある I can't hold back my tears. This truly speaks to reality. でもやっぱり藤生にはストーリー漫画描いてほしいなあ Still, all the same, I'd like to see Fujio do a story manga. はっはっ Ha ha 主人公萌えとか単純だけどやっぱり俺は京子x結衣かなー It may be simpleminded to go for the protagonist, but I can't help it, Kyouko's relationship with Yui is just... あ 主人公京子じゃなかったっけ Hm? Was Kyouko not the protagonist? ふむ Delightful. 漫画は変わってなくて安心した! There was no cause to fret. The manga itself hasn't changed! 唯一 気になるところと言えば If forced to mention one complaint, however... ---[ 9 / 28 | CCF_0002.png ]--- りっちぃ 前に出過ぎだろう Isn't Editor-in-Chief Richie forcing himself a bit too far to the front? [Note: Yuri Hime's Editor-in-Chief, Nakamura Naritarou is apparently nicknamed Richie.] 常識的に考えて Thinking about it like a reasonable person. はっ Whoops やだあの人 Ew, what's /wrong/ with that person? しっ Shhh! 目を合わせちゃダメよ Just don't make eye contact! い...いかん 帰って読もう Be- better read the rest at home. チーン ka-ching 裏返して出すクセがついてる Turned it face-down out of habit 880円です That will be ¥880. ただいま! I'm home! がちゃっ ka-chik 啓介!なにそんなにあわてて Keisuke! What's the big hurry!? だっ rush さあ Now! はあ はあ Huff huff 百合ん百合んに In this sanctuary ざっ whish して貰おうじゃないか!! it's time to get Yurified! がちゃっ ka-chik ---[ 10 / 28 | CCF_0003.png ]--- おかえり! Welcome back! 遅かったね 兄キ!! You're home pretty late, huh? Aniki!! ささっ scoot そっ... Tha- それはっっ That is...! 恥ずかしくないんだよー No reason to be embarrassed! 年頃の男の子なんだから! You're a health teenage boy, after all! どーん BAM 快楽天使コミック Pleasure Angel Comic ちょっと貸しといて Let me just borrow this a bit. お母さんには言わないから I won't tell Mom about it あああああ Ahhhhh 待っ...!! Wai-!! ---[ 11 / 28 | CCF_0004.png ]--- うわーお願いだー Aughhh... I'm begging you! 返してくれみゆきー Give it back, Miyuki! うわおっぱいでか!! Yikes, these breasts are gigantic! らめぇとか無いわー "Ooh, baby!... Yes!"... this stuff's a riot! ゲラゲラ guffaw guffaw すっく stand かかったな Got her. ニヤリ grin バーン DUNNNN これで奴は戻って来るまい!! That'll keep her out of my room for a while! エロ本などダミーに過ぎん That trashy porn is just there as a dummy. 本当に守るべきものは... The treasure I'm truly guarding is... キラーン glitter ぐっ shove 快楽天使コミック Pleasure Angel Comic 快楽天使コミック Pleasure Angel Comic ---[ 12 / 28 | CCF_0005.png ]--- コミック百合姫[...] [Volumes 6-21 of Yuri Hime] ホウ... Ahhh... 百合はいい... Yuri is a blessed thing. 女の子だけの世界だからこその爀細な心の動き 温かさ The refined and subtle actions, the warmth, of a world where only girls reside... 打算と駆け引き伴う痛み yet also the pain of interpersonal politics and selfish intrigue. タイが曲がっていてよ Your scarf is crooked. そして あらゆる困難を乗り越える強い絆 And finally, those strong emotional bonds before which no hardship is an insurmountable obstacle. お姉さま... Onee-sama... 男の想像をはるかに超える研ぎ澄まされた精神世界! Verily, a finely-honed mental and spiritual realm far transcending the crude conceptions of the male mind! ---[ 13 / 28 | CCF_0006.png ]--- そして さらには... And, in addition to that... キラーン twinkle ぐっ push これが出るまでは百合かと思ったらふたなりだったり Before this came out, whenever I thought I'd found some yuri, the girls would suddenly sprout obscene male members... 途中から男が乱入してハーレム化したりと辛い日々だったが... or else some troglodytic putz would show up and make a regular Turkish harem out of them. What trying days those were... いわゆる百合百合詐欺だ The infamous "Yuri Fraud" やっと時代が俺に追いついた!! The times have finally caught up to me! 精神的な百合もいいがその先も見たいじゃないか! The mental and spiritual realm is fine, but at times one wants to see the world beyond that. これまで想像するしかなかった部分の具現化! That once unseen aspect has at last been incarnated in concrete form! 妄想の自給自足からの説却! I've been liberated from the shackles of having to rely solely on my own misguided conjectures! 大人の百合姫百合姫ワイルドローズ /Yuri Hime/'s adult-oriented publication, /Yuri Hime Wildrose/ 男性向けとは一線を画す精神的なつながりの延長線上にある裸体表現  The intimate interconnection of these depictions of the nude form to elevated emotional sensibilities set them firmly apart from those merely catering to male prurience. 故に18禁でありながら 実用性とは縁のない矛盾した代物! Thus while undeniably "adult-only", it is utterly irrelevant to the vulgar uses that term typically implies. Does it contradict itself? だが それがいい!! Very well then, it contradicts itself! ああ百合とはどうしてかくも Ahh, why does yuri 俺の心をときめかせて止まないのか!! spur my heart to such ungovernable fluttering! ---[ 14 / 28 | CCF_0007.png ]--- しかし... However... 高揚感と同じくして訪れる この... This feeling of elation is tinged with something else... a feeling of...? 啓介ー みゆきー ごはんよー Keisuke, Miyuki, dinner's ready! はーい Coming! ぱたぱた patter patter ビクゥ jolt 兄キ? Aniki? い 今行く!! Be- be right down! そそくさ hurriedly やべー!! Cripes, that was close! こいつが見つかった日にゃ Man, the day she ever manages to find this... ヒィィィィ waaaaugh 変態... Pervert... ---[ 15 / 28 | CCF_0008.png ]--- 結局朝まで百合姫読んでたし In the end, I was up reading /Yuri Hime/ until morning. ふあぁ yawnnn おはよう Good morning, 花寺くん Hanadera-kun! [Note: Probably not coincidentally, Hanadera is the name of the all-boys school in Maria-sama ga Miteru. Yumi's brother and Kashiwagi attend it.] おはよう Good morning! おお 今日もかわいいなあ藤ヶ谷 Ahh, as lovely as ever, Fujigaya! 彼女は隣の席の藤ヶ谷沙織 This is Fujigaya Saori. Her seat is next to mine. 昨日の係の人忘れてたのかな Seems the person in charge forgot to water them yesterday 清楚かつおしゃれ細かなことまでよく気がつく非の打ちどころない素敵女子だ Smartly and trimly dressed, very attentive to even the smallest details--a flawless and unimpeachable young woman. あんな子こそ Exactly the type of girl ポワワワ buoyyyy 女の子とくっつけばいいのに who belongs in the affectionate arms of another girl. おーし All right... 席につけー Take your seats. がら slide 今日は転校生を紹介するぞ I have a transfer student to introduce to you today. ---[ 16 / 28 | CCF_0009.png ]--- はじめまして市護女子から来ました Hi! My name is Miyatori Akane. 宮鳥茜です!よろしくお願いしま... I've come here from Ichigo Girls' Academy. Nice to meet you a- [Note: though homophonous, "ichigo" here does not mean "strawberry".] あー!! --ahhhhhhh!! やった!沙織!! Yay! Saori!! おんなじクラス!! We're in the same class!! ---[ 17 / 28 | CCF_0010.png ]--- キーンコーン Ding dong なるほど中学生のとき二人は一緒だったんだ I see. So you attended the same middle school. そ Yep! お父さんの仕事の関係で中学2年のときに引っ越して Because of my father's work, I had to move away after our second year of middle school. 2年間女子中・高だったんだけど戻ってきたの After spending two years at the girls' academy there, I've come back! ...ふーん Huh. I see. すげー!! Amazing!! 祝3D GRATS 3D ヒャッホーイ Ya-hooooy まさかリアルで百合空間を味わえる日が来ようとは To be able to savor such a High-Yuri Zone in real life... 藤ヶ谷 Fujigaya, ---[ 18 / 28 | CCF_0011.png ]--- 知り合いなら宮鳥のこと任せてもいいか? she's a friend of yours? In that case, can I leave everything to you as far as getting her situated? あ はい Ah, yes, certainly. 私もそのつもりでした I had the same intention myself. でも一人じゃ大変だよな Ah, but, there's a lot involved, for one person to do it all. なにしろ急だったからなにも用意が... It came about suddenly, so I didn't really have time to prepare... 藤ヶ谷さん Fujigaya-san! 私 手伝おっか? Shall I help out too? がた clatter 私も 手伝えるよ I can lend a hand too! 俺も Me too. 僕も大丈夫 I'll help! 私も! Me too! みんな...ありがとう! Everybody... thanks a lot! ---[ 19 / 28 | CCF_0012.png ]--- いいよ It's fine! 私と沙織だけで大丈夫だから Saori and I will be OK by ourselves. え!?でも... Huh? But... 大丈夫!! We'll be OK! とにかくいいの!! Anyway, like this is fine!! こ...これは Th... This is... 人手いる時は読んでね Well, let us know if you need a hand... どこまで話したっけ Now, where were we? ---[ 20 / 28 | CCF_0013.png ]--- もう外真っ暗 It's already gotten pitch black outside... どさ thud ドキドキ ba-thump ba-thump 明日はみんなに手伝ってもらおうよ Tomorrow, we'll let everybody else help us out, ね OK? ...私と ...you don't 二人じゃヤだった? like being with just me? え? Huh? だってさ 'Cause, I mean... ---[ 21 / 28 | CCF_0014.png ]--- 引っ越してくときは二人してあんなに泣いたのに When I had to move away, we both cried so much. なんか今はみんなのさおりーんみたいになっててさ Now it's like... you belong to everybody else, not just to me. 私は今も 沙織が一番なんだけどな Even though for me, you're still my Number One, Saori. あ... Ah... そっか...ごめん I understand... I'm sorry. 私 無神経だったね... I was insensitive. でも みんなと仲良くしてても But, just because I might get along with everyone else, 私も茜が一番なのは変わらないから that doesn't change the fact that you're my Number One too, Akane. ほんと? Really? やはり!! Beyond any doubt... ほんとだよ! Really! ---[ 22 / 28 | CCF_0015.png ]--- これは This is-- ズキュウウン ka-pounddd 「百合名場面名鑑」収録 from the "Directory of Famous Yuri Scenes"-- 自作 Wrote it himself 百合名場面名鑑 Directory of Famous Yuri Scenes 「他の子と遊ばないで」!! "Don't Play Around with Any Girl But Me"!! 大丈夫よ あなたの事だけ見てるわ Don't worry. My eyes are on you and you alone. じゃ帰ろ! Well, let's head out! 今日はほんとにありがとう! Thank you so much for today! なにい!? What--!? そのまま伝説の「恋人つなぎ」だと!? Just like that, the legendary "Lover's Entwinement"!? これも収録済みである This is listed in the directory as well ---[ 23 / 28 | CCF_0016.png ]--- 宮鳥茜恐ろしい子 Miyatori Akane--not to be trifled with! Redoubtable indeed! おおおおおお Ohhhhhh これが女子校帰国子女の力なのか!! So this is the power of a Girls' School Repatriate*!! からっ slide 女子校帰国子女 *Girls' School Repatriate 女子校へ転校し より百合力を高めて帰って来る女子 A young woman who briefly transfers into an all-female educational establishment, here boosting her Yuri Power, before returning. はっ Ah いかん No good. キュン死してる場合じゃねえ! Now's no time for death by chest constriction! うち 寄ってきなよ Why don't you stop by my house? 夕食一緒に食べよ! We can have dinner together! 見失うものか! Can't let the trail go cold! だっ rush 追わねば...! I've got to follow them! ---[ 24 / 28 | CCF_0017.png ]--- バン da-dun く... Ugh... この感じ...!! This feeling...!! この This えも言えぬ罪悪感!! indescribable sense of guilt!! 書店での人目や家族にばれること Withstanding the gazes in the bookstore, hiding from my family-- それもキツいが those are tough, but-- それ以上に心に刺さって They cannot compare to that one lethal thorn 抜けない棘!! lodged immovably in my heart!! ---[ 25 / 28 | CCF_0018.png ]--- この百合空間にただ一つ In this High-Yuri Zone there is just one 必要ないもの! truly unnecessary thing! そして百合というものに That singular existence 最も不要な存在 それは most utterly useless and superfluous to Yuri! That is-- 男(俺)!! ME E N !! [or /ME/N!!] [Note: the character is written as "men" and read as "me". Both senses of this double meaning should be present in the English rendering, in whichever way is deemed best to accomplish this. Luckily it isn't hard since they're one letter off in English.] ドン BOOM そうだ 追うな... Of course... I can't follow!... 俺さえいなくなれば... I am precisely what needs to disappear! ちょっと茜! Hey!... Akane! ---[ 26 / 28 | CCF_0019.png ]--- くっつき過ぎだって! You're sticking a little too close...! いーじゃんウチらラブラブだよ? It's fine! We're lovey-lovey-dovey, right? ドクン ga-whump っていうか泊まってけば? ...hey, since we are, why not just spend the night? プツッ... CRACK 何かが切れる音 Sound of something breaking 昔みたいに一緒のベッドに寝よーよ We'll sleep together in one bed like we always used to! フォォォォォォォ Ohhhhhhhh ふにっ squish 沙織やわらかーい Saori's nice and soft! ザッ fwoosh ちょっとやめてよ茜! St- Cut it out, Akane! またまた嬉しいくせに! Ha ha! But I can tell you're enjoying it! たっ dash ---[ 27 / 28 | CCF_0020.png ]--- バタン fw-tmp ただいま... I'm home... 今日一段と遅かったね 兄キ! Even later today, huh? Aniki! 次の借りてくよ I'll be borrowing these next メガトンストア Megaton Store ぱたん fw-tmp どうして... Why... 俺は Why 百合を求めるのか... do I seek after yuri? 男の自分じゃ絶対にできない Not only can I obviously never participate in it, それどころか見ていることすらマイナスなのに! merely my observation of it necessarily detracts from it! 百合に世界に俺はいらない I am a thing unwanted in the world of yuri. だが百合に触れていたい Nevertheless, I still yearn to touch yuri with my own hands. 触れずにはいられない!! I cannot help but wish to touch it! ---[ 28 / 28 | CCF_0021.png ]--- 我思う、 I THINK, ゆえに百合あり therefore YURI IS. だが そこに我、必要無し... But, in that place, there is no call for me...